Scrotemeal 

A tradional hearty oat-based porridge flavored by sweat produced betwixt a man's leg and scrotum.

A midwestern tradition passed down from decades of plains' settlers, scrotemeal is traditionally made by hanging a bag of oats between the leg and scrotum. The harder the days work, the richer the essence of scrote and consequently the higher quality of scrotemeal.

Lester Figgins,who just won his seventh consecutive blue ribbon for his scrotemeal entry at the Anoka County fair, said the secret to a bold flavor is never showering.

Wade: "Matt, WTF... your lunchbox smells like ball, what gives?!"
Matt: "That's the scrotemeal my Daddy packed me for lunch."

Scrotemeal by ChimBob Richalds June 16, 2013

scrotumed 

Getting hit so hard in the nut sack that you don't have the words to describe the pain.

We knew Carl had been scrotumed when he doubled over and could not draw a breath to tell us where it hurt.

scrotumed by Bob Velvetta June 1, 2017

scrotometry 

British in origin. The practice of acting like a scrotum and general tom foolery.

He /she was indulging in scrotometry.
He/ she frequents a scrotometrist.

scrotometry by Graham the hobbit September 15, 2006

scroteome 

The protein content of a scrotum or scrotal derived body fluids.

Proteome Systems Ltd (ASX:PXL) today announced the signing of an agreement with the New York based biotechnology company, Egenix Inc to co-develop a scroteome-based (semen-based) diagnostic kit for prostate cancer based on the known proprietary Human Carcinoma Antigen (HCA)

scroteome by Duncan8r June 16, 2006

Scrotole 

The flap of skin inside a mans scrotum, a hole/cavity which is located underneath the base of the penis slightly off to the left/right side. See if you can find it by making a hook with your finger and just below the base of your penis by the side off to the left/right press against your scrotum and pull up-wards. (you may have to wiggle your finger a bit to get it in)

Last night my Girlfriend fingered my scrotole.

Scrotole by phendal mcdavish March 25, 2010

scrotomima 

Teabagging a hot piping stack of pancakes (see Teabagging). Origin: a combination of Scrotum and Aunt Jemima (syrup).

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Dude, I was so stoned at IHOP last night.

Yeah, dude, you totally scrotomima'd every stack in the house!

scrotomima by Marcus Ricci May 2, 2006

scrōtmeal 

Another name for semen, jizz, nut butter, etc.

For breakfast in bed, Paul served his sleeping wife Tabatha a warm batch of scrōtmeal.

scrōtmeal by logifresssssh April 9, 2013