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Scrotometer 

A microphone, temperature and sweat gauge attached to the scrotum via alligator clips. Usually used on the toughest Australian cricketers.
The scrotometer, a marvellous little tool, the controversy surrounding the uselessness of the tool, and its apparent dangers are esily shunned aside by the cheer amount of useful data it gives. With only a little bit of blood
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scrotometry 

British in origin. The practice of acting like a scrotum and general tom foolery.
He /she was indulging in scrotometry.
He/ she frequents a scrotometrist.
scrotometry by Graham the hobbit September 15, 2006
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scotometer

a meter that detects the average gayness in scott
scots scotometer blew up after over loading
scotometer by cody February 6, 2003

scotometer

A complex machine which detects the impulses and balence of ejaculi spermation in Scott's.
Scott uses his scotometer on a daily basis.
scotometer by Sampson January 24, 2003

Scotometry 

The study of the Scotometer.
Note: See "Scotometer"
I gotta get to my Scotometry class.

I hear studying scotometry takes alot of elbow grease and time in the house.
Scotometry by Sampson January 24, 2003