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Screwicide 

The act of screwing somebody until they die from it. Alternatively, the most enjoyable form of suicide if your goal is to screw until you die.
My husband has been gone on that business trip for so long that when he returns, I'm going to commit justifiable screwicide.
Screwicide by DOTK February 10, 2009

Assisted Schoolicide 

1. Masochistically destroying one's own social life with excessively hard or time-consuming highschool/college courses.

2. Attempting suicide by way of sleep deprivation, induced by excessive schoolwork.
My classes were all really easy last year, so I attempted Assisted Schoolicide by signing up for three extra-curricular courses.

sororicide 

The act of or urge to fully mudrer one's sister (older or younger) as she has a certain skill and manages to nag, belittle, and generally attempt to control your life as she does not understand that she is not in fact your mother.
Dude, i'm totally going to commit sororicide if my sister doesn't get off my tits pretty soon.
sororicide by meh-ness September 10, 2009

Schoolicide 

Suicide as a result of excessive homework, bad grade(s), your teacher being a dick, etc. In other words, when you kill yourself because school just really fucking sucks and you can't take it anymore.
He committed schoolicide because he failed math.
Schoolicide by MKCH May 5, 2019

scruicide 

scruicide: n (screw-i-side): unsafe sex.
Anyone who has casual sex without a condom in today's world runs the risk of commiting scruicide.
scruicide by protecturself October 16, 2010

spronicide 

(verb) : To murder an entity named exactly or similarly to "Spronald". From homicide.
Leedar: I could feel like a spronicide right about now
spronicide by Panq November 30, 2003