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a form of anger, not very happy
'when i got the bad news i was screwin'
screwin by james May 13, 2005

screwin around corners 

when someone jacks off too much with the same hand-winds up with a bent dick
situation-in the showers after gym class"boy russ, your crank is bent like hell, you been screwing around corners?"
screwin around corners by jr December 11, 2004

screwin the slim jim 

Another phrase for wanking a particularly long, thin willy. bashing the bishop spanking the monkey five knuckle shuffle
Randy: Mom get out of my room.
Randy's Mother: Okay honey, just don't go back to screwin the slim jim.

Whitey's been screwin me over! 

When the federal goverment decides to mess with you every chance they get, such as raising taxes, taking medicare, severely auditing you, etc.
Man! Whitey's been screwin me over ever since I got demoted to janitor yesterday.

Brewin while Screwin

The act of drinking a beer while having sex. Usually performed from the doggystyle position and with the beer contained in a red solo cup.
Hold on man, you were driking a Natty Light WHILE you were hitting that? Oh yeah man, I was brewin while screwin.
Brewin while Screwin by phrasee January 5, 2010
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