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"Man, I really screwed the pooch when I talked to my boss while I was druck last night."
by Quentin July 31, 2003
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Another way of saying "blew it" or "messed up".
by Barb September 09, 2004
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The act of really messing things up.
Damn, i really screwed the pooch on that one.
by madmanmarx October 10, 2007
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To commit a blatant heinously humiliating error.
When he got drunk and took on the ninja, he really screwed the pooch.
by postmachoguy January 03, 2009
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A way in which to describe a mistake or blunder.
"That computer's a lemon, I really screwed the pooch on that deal!"
by c. Wallace May 21, 2004
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Boy who ever approved the new Big Tex design really screwed the pooch!
by screwedthepooch October 04, 2013
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A metaphor for significantly fucking up.
Relating to missing the correct hole and fornicating with a belly button.
Man, Douglas really screwed the pooch on that one, like the time he missed and ending up putting it in Lucy's pooch hole (belly button).
by Pooched2433 December 01, 2016
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