1. To be in serious trouble.
2. A word describing something in a state of disrepair.
3. A word to describe a person who is heavily under the influence of alcohol and/or narcotic material, to an extent where it affects their behavioural patterns.
1. "When my parents found out I killed their parrot, I'm screwed!"
2. "Wow, someone screwed that car up pretty bad!"
3. "Wow, that guy is screwed!"
by Tom September 17, 2003
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To be in big trouble. Someone who tried and failed big time.
To be screwed
Eg. The cops caught me speeding today. This is my third offense so I'm screwed.
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to mock or rile someone.
Are you screwing with me?
You screw with me, right?
by Kelvin10 April 4, 2008
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Opposite to someone who has a screw loose i.e a bit dopey.
You obviously had your head screwed on while you were tackling that piece of coursework.
by Simon Batt January 13, 2005
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Music that is slowed down/has the pitch changed to play slower by mostly DJs using Turntables or computer programs.
"That song sounds better screwed"
by Devilish Eminem June 24, 2003
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When U are in big trouble.
Kid 1: Oh crap, i crashed my parent's new Escalade!
Kid 2: Haha! Your SCREWED! Haha!
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1. To have sex
2. Similar to the word "fuck", screw can be used to mean to mess someone up or treat them badly
3. To mess something up, turn things for the worse, usually followed by the word "up"
1. Did Jane and Dave really screw last night?
2. They totally screwed me by charging me twice!
3. I really can't screw up this job interview, I need money.
by babyg May 6, 2005
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