scrappetizer 

The invariable argument you get into with your spouse before going out to dinner...

"Sue, how was dinner last night??? Dinner was great, except for the scrappetizer I had with Pete because he said my ass looked big in my jeans!

scrappetizer by Abe Cardenas July 1, 2008

Crappetizer 

That seemingly normal shit you take 15 minutes before realizing you aren't even close to finished.

"Dude, pull over."
"You just went, man.'
"Apparently it was just a Crappetizer. Now pull over before I shit in my pants!"

Crappetizer by Plabadahey February 4, 2010

Crappetizers 

Small food items you would not normally eat, unless presented to you as the only food option at an event where you drank a bit too much already, and plan to continue to drink.

"I'm so buzzed right now that those crappetizers are beginning to look good..."

Crappetizers by Deirdre (DeDe) Daniels May 12, 2007

crappetizer 

when you need to crap really badly and only a small amount comes out initially and you know there is a much larger amount to follow.

Man, I needed to take a huge ass dump and all I got was this lousy crappetizer.

crappetizer by whybotherbro August 5, 2010

crappetizer 

Appetizers that you typically get in a chain or fast food restaurant that are usually high-fat, high-cholesterol, and high-calorie (but we usually eat them anyhow).

Let's just order some crappetizers: chili-cheese fries with ranch dressing, loaded nachos with extra cheese, and some potato skins with bacon and sour cream!

crappetizer by Karen Drummey August 5, 2007

Slappetizer 

When someone slaps you in the face to give you a taste of the full-blown fight that is about to erupt.

Paul: Did you watch 30 Rock last night?
Steve: That show is stupid.
*Paul gives Steve a slappetizer, and then proceeds to beat the crap out of him*

Slappetizer by Fuzz28 June 26, 2014

Crappetizer 

When someone does not flush the toilet after taking a dump leaving it to be discovered by the next user.

I went to use the bathroom at Wal-Mart and someone left me a Crappetizer!

Crappetizer by LazyFantazzie March 2, 2010