Top definition
Small food items you would not normally eat, unless presented to you as the only food option at an event where you drank a bit too much already, and plan to continue to drink.
"I'm so buzzed right now that those crappetizers are beginning to look good..."
by Deirdre (DeDe) Daniels April 29, 2007
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
That seemingly normal shit you take 15 minutes before realizing you aren't even close to finished.
"Dude, pull over."
"You just went, man.'
"Apparently it was just a Crappetizer. Now pull over before I shit in my pants!"
by Plabadahey February 04, 2010
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the shirt
when you need to crap really badly and only a small amount comes out initially and you know there is a much larger amount to follow.
Man, I needed to take a huge ass dump and all I got was this lousy crappetizer.
by whybotherbro August 04, 2010
Mug icon

Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

Buy the plush
Appetizers that you typically get in a chain or fast food restaurant that are usually high-fat, high-cholesterol, and high-calorie (but we usually eat them anyhow).
Let's just order some crappetizers: chili-cheese fries with ranch dressing, loaded nachos with extra cheese, and some potato skins with bacon and sour cream!
by Karen Drummey August 04, 2007
Mug icon

Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

Buy the plush
When someone does not flush the toilet after taking a dump leaving it to be discovered by the next user.
I went to use the bathroom at Wal-Mart and someone left me a Crappetizer!
by LazyFantazzie March 02, 2010
Mug icon

Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

Buy the plush