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boy scout camp 

A place in the summer where boy scouts work on merit badges needed for obtaining the Eagle Scout rank/go to have fun for a week. You can hike, swim, fish, bike,etc. Or you can just spend all your money on Mountain Dew at the Trading Post the whole time. The only major problem of boy scout summer camp? There are unfortunately no girls there. :(
Remember how I spent all my money at the trading post on the first night of boy scout camp? Good times.
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Boy Scout Rule of D's 

After seeing a man's penis, in order to restore order of to the universe you must show that man your penis.
Adam: You gotta show that man your dick back to restore order to the universe man! Boy Scout Rule of D's!

eccentric-boy-scout 

Any person, who is prepared for any situation, well beyond most reasoning. Those in question tend to deviate from the normalcy’s of most. Taking the act of "being prepared" to the very most extreme.

-Those who tend to be eccentric-boy-scouts are often scowled at. They also tend to be quirkyalone, a little bit nomadic, & sometimes are hermit-like.
One who carries wet-naps in their pocket, but has no children.
One who has more tool knowledge than MacGyver, but is not a secret agent.
One who has too much time, and spends it learning what most would call "useless" information.
Many will question eccentric-boy-scout's on their spending habits as well as their unusual nuances.
eccentric-boy-scout by Balson April 7, 2005

sailor boy scout 

A man who dresses up as Sailor Moon or one of her compatriots.
You could smell the sailor boy scouts from across the room.
sailor boy scout by Dennis October 15, 2003

Boy Scout Rule of D's 

This is a rule established on Comedy Central's show, Workaholics, that states when you accidentally see another man's penis, the only way to restore order to the universe is to show him your dick as well.
Then you have both seen each other's penises and you can go on living your daily in peace once again.
Adam: Hey Blake, where you going with no pants on?
Blake: Oh, I accidentally saw Montez's penis yesterday, so I'm gunna go show him my dick to restore balance to the universe.
Adam: Ahh, the Boy Scout Rule of D's, have fun.

the boy scout 

The sexual act of using one's hands to stimulate or erect their partner's penis by using the stick fire-starter motion, commonly used in boy scouts.

"We were in the bathtub the other night and she totally did the boy scout on me!"

the boy scout by Tonya and Steve January 12, 2009
A group that, like german's, are criticized and stereotyped based off of a few of their number. While many Boy Scouts are unskilled, uncoordinated marshmallows, there are some among them who are very competent, skilled, and mature. And for the record, calling boy scout's gay is like special olympics retarded, because it is a publicly anti-homosexual organization. Some scouts take what they do very seriously, and are greatly offended when people stereotype them. Many of these skilled Boy Scouts, who generally become eagle scouts, which as you probably know is the most prestigious thing a youth in our country can do, are highly trianed in the use of knives, bows, firearms, wilderness survival, first aid, and firebuilding. They are extremely dedicated and honorable young men, who work their asses of to do what they do. Many will go on to become soldiers and special forces operators, politicians, police officers, teachers, firemen, doctors, and other professions people rely on. So next time, just think, when you and your friends are sitting making fun of these boys, besides the fact he could probably kill you before you knew he was mad, that he may be the person who you need to protect you, or lead you, or save you one day. Remember that.
Guy 1: Hey did you hear? Johnny was making fun of Mike the other day, and Mike stabbed Johnny in the knee, tore out 4 of his teeth, and choked him to death with a square knot.
Guy 2: Holy Balls!!!??!! Where did he learn to do that?
Guy 1: Boy Scouts.
Guy 2: Seems legit....
Boy Scout by soccerxboy101 June 23, 2012