storecerer
A flattering euphemism for a clerk. A shop-dwelling peon, particularly one whose interests include magic, fantasy or science fiction.
Comic Shop Patron #1 (to the Comic Shop Clerk): I see you've acquired a signed copy of "David Boring", you are quite the storecerer.
Game Shop Patron #1 (to the Game Shop Clerk): Glad to see you've purged the shop of all D&D versions greater than or equal to 3.5.
Game Shop Clerk: I think it's what The Gygax would've wanted.
Game Shop Patron #2: You, sir, are a mighty storecerer!
Game Shop Patron #1 (to the Game Shop Clerk): Glad to see you've purged the shop of all D&D versions greater than or equal to 3.5.
Game Shop Clerk: I think it's what The Gygax would've wanted.
Game Shop Patron #2: You, sir, are a mighty storecerer!
storecerer by Quux February 24, 2011
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