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Scotcheroo 

a peanut-buttery, crispy, chocolatety, butter-scotchity treat invented by my grandma in the 1970s for one purpose: to be consumed by her two favorite grandsons (nameless on this site, but we all know who they are) at Ocean Shores.
Ohpa: (auf Deutsch) You made a full pan of scotcheroos. Where did half of them go?
Ohma: You know.

Georgia Scorcher 

When you bring a girl home from a bar, and she passes out. You take her panties off, take a dump in them, and then put them back on her. She wakes up and thinks she shit her own pants.
That drunk bitch thought she shit herself after I gave her a Georgia Scorcher

Finger Scorcher 

The ending half inch/quarter inch on a blunt or joint. Finger Scorchers are so small they burn your finger whilst taking a hit.
zack: This blunt is so small it's a finger scorcher, should I toss it?

shaun: Put it in the bowl, that's a finger scorcher.

zack: Word up, don't wanna burn myself.
Finger Scorcher by Lyons954 November 30, 2011

shelf scorcher 

A revealing piece of clothing such as a bikini or a little black dress that metaphorically burns up the shelf its put on.
That hot black number you’re designing is bound to be a shelf scorcher.

Scorcher 

1. Really Really Really hot outside. A hot day.
( or scorching )
1. Man! It's friggin' SCORCHING outside.
2. Tommorrow's gonna be a scorcher.
Scorcher by P-SO March 10, 2007

Scorcher 

One who scorches. He's always one-step ahead of you, no matter what you do. He leaves you in the dust absolutely burned blind, every time. You've got nothing on him at all. He represents the quintessence of Man. A real Man. And not just man of gender. Man like how they say when you mean humanity. He is the ultimate human, an aesthetic elegant mind. He can destroy your weak conscience simply by casting the slightest earnest glance. You definitely owe him a debt of gratitude
the embodiment of George Bush. A flaming candle in the dark.

Scorcher can only be used in a sentence really if it is describing Scorcher, the ultimate human being or person.
The better or best person there is.

Thank God for Scorcher..
Scorcher by -splitdissonance-- July 24, 2010
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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