storecerer 

A flattering euphemism for a clerk. A shop-dwelling peon, particularly one whose interests include magic, fantasy or science fiction.

Comic Shop Patron #1 (to the Comic Shop Clerk): I see you've acquired a signed copy of "David Boring", you are quite the storecerer.

Game Shop Patron #1 (to the Game Shop Clerk): Glad to see you've purged the shop of all D&D versions greater than or equal to 3.5.
Game Shop Clerk: I think it's what The Gygax would've wanted.
Game Shop Patron #2: You, sir, are a mighty storecerer!

storecerer by Quux February 24, 2011

Sorcerer 

A Sorcerer is someone who is born with Magic. A Sorcerer is also considered a Mage and a Zauberer.
Most Sorcerers specialize in one or more of the following: elemental spell attacks(common choice), healing(very rare), chaos(common choice), glamors(common choice) and/or dark magic(very rare).

The sorcerer is blowing up the castle as we speak.

Sorcerer by lordgrim the invcbke October 11, 2020

Sorcerer's Plague 

A very painful STD. It is thought to be a variant of the clap and commonly found in frat boys that attended colleges in the Palouse region of Washington/Idaho. Common side affects are itching, burning during urination, and shrinking of the genitalia.

Me: Yo Kevin, I noticed you were screaming when you took a piss. What's the deal dog?
Kevin: It ain't nuthin my man... just a case of the Sorcerer's Plague I got from a sorority girl when I went to U of I!

Sorcerer's Plague by OliverClothesoff_ID August 15, 2018

Sodomy Sorcerer

Person who preforms anal rituals

George over there is a fucking Sodomy Sorcerer

Sodomy Sorcerer by Phillip MaCrevis July 21, 2010

sorcerer hit

A pea sized amount of marijuana with a bit of hash pressed into it. For use with the knife hit technique.

That sorcerer hit got gbo ripped!

sorcerer hit by Dj Geeb June 21, 2010

Sorcerer 

A sorcerer is a wizard without a hat.

Dr. Strange is a sorcerer.

Sorcerer by JocieLD May 28, 2021

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 

The crappy name the Yanks gave to the first Harry Potter book, actually called Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone. Was changed because they didn't think Americans would understand the word philosopher. Which is a good point I suppose.

Me: Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone is the first book in the Harry Potter series :)

American Nerd: Isn't it called Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone? :/

Me: Ugh, I hate Yanks. -.-

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone by thatdude33 November 3, 2010