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SCOFI is an acronym for Senior Citizen On Fixed Income. These elderly people will take advantage of ALL Senior Citizen discounts and coupons when available.
Grandma and Grandpa ALWAYS take advantage of their AARP discount coupons and senior citizen discounts because they have to take care of their own retirement because their own children don't want to have them in their own houses! They are the epitome of being a SCOFI!
SCOFI by brooskitooski November 22, 2009
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michael scofield 

The name of the main character on the FOX series "Prison Break". Planned an elaborate escape plan and got himself incarcerated at the Fox River Penitentiary in Chicago to rescue his brother Lincoln, who was set to die for the wrongful murder of a man. Michael has tattoos all over his body that give clues to the escape plan. Michael is currently on the run along with his brother and other escaped cons.
Michael Scofield has this look that he gives people called "Blue Steel". It's like that look Ben Stiller gives in "Zoolander", but about twenty times cooler. Also, he started a relationship with the prison's doctor, Sara Tancredi, who really likes him as well. She's just temporarily busy with her AA meetings at the moment.
michael scofield by crazyrabbits September 12, 2006
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scofield 

someone who is running away from something, escaping something.
this adjective appeared due to the famous tv show Prison Break character Michael Scofield, who breaks out of jail.
dude1: hey! where you going scofield?
dude2: i have to take a piss!
scofield by J-Lima December 23, 2008
damit mikey you spelled it scocity again
scocity by M1k3ym00d June 5, 2018

Michael Scofield 

God? Who’s god? Michael Scofield is god

The Scofield Special 

Wentworth Miller is an actor of Mixed Racial origins. He gives the nurse The Schofield Special in his debut as leader of the crims in 'Prison-Break' the hit series starring this stud.

The Schofield Special is a winey way to get a woman attracted to you. You 'wine-dine' her into a false sense of security then you break out the big 1.
A Wine and Dine methodology to take a lady out. The Scofield Special is a sexual Odessey.

Person 1: Y'all hear bout what Scofield did to that nurse in the infirmary. He's done it again, given that spunky lady The Scofield Special wrapped it right round her sense of security then broke out the big 1.

Person 2: I'm green with jealousy, I wish o had the looks to pull that winey diney style flirt game off. It was like an Odessey just to get that tiny Conca out of its Pants Cell. Still, I'm proud it was one of the boys.

Sofitude 

Sofitude is a unit of both Straightness and Cuteness. It is both as straight as a rainbow, and thrice as cute.
Sofii has SO Much sofitude going on, she's as straight as a rainbow and thrice as cute
Sofitude by Noodlesis July 19, 2009