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A character on the popular FOX show "24". Worked as a systems analyst for the Counter Terrorist Unit in Los Angeles. Was married to, and subsequently divorced, Tony Almeida. Currently works in "Division" (whatever that is). Dated another high-ranking CTU official named Bill Buchanan while divorced from Tony.
Michelle, stop dating the old guy and get back with Soul Patch Tony!
by crazyrabbits May 5, 2005
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"Danger! High Voltage" is the name of a song by the group Electric Six, that features a man and older woman sitting in a room, and their sexual parts light up throughout the video. Very interesting concept, but bizarre nonetheless.
Fire in the disco...fire in the Taco Bell!
Fire in the disco...fire in the gates of Hell!
Don't you want to know how we keep starting fires?
It's my desire...it's my desire
Don't you want to know how we keep starting fires?
It's my desire...it's my desire

Danger! Danger! High Voltage!
When we touch...when we kiss!
by crazyrabbits August 9, 2006
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A character on the UPN series "Star Trek: Enterprise". Charles 'Trip' Tucker was the chief engineer on the Starfleet vessel Enterprise NX-01, and was also (for a brief period of time) the chief engineer on the second-generation NX-02 starship, Columbia. Has been good friends with Captain Jonathan Archer for over 20 years. Enjoys working with machines, playing the harmonica, and old horror movies. Lost his sister, Elizabeth Tucker, when Earth was attacked by an alien probe that decimated the state of Florida. Trip was also involved in a relationship for the Vulcan T'Pol for four years. Trip Tucker died when he sacrificed himself to save the life of his captain by blowing up himself and a group of hostile aliens.
(writing a letter to a female crewmen's parents about her death) "Computer, begin recording. Dear Mr. and Mrs. Taylor, by the time you get this, Starfleet will have already told you about Jane. Since I worked so closely with her, I wanted to add my personal condolences. I have to admit, I've been putting off writing this for a while. I convinced myself that my duties on Enterprise took precedence. But the truth is I didn't want to face the fact that someone so young with so much promise could just be gone. But I'm facing it now. And I find myself thinking how important she was to me. She was a great engineer. And she was my friend. She won't be forgotten."
by crazyrabbits May 25, 2005
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1) A "Lord of the Rings" obsessed fan after he found out Tom Bombadil wouldn't be in the movie.
2) A "Spider-Man" obsessed fan when he found out Peter Parker would have organic web-shooters in the movie.
All I have to say to you fanboys is, "Get a life!"
by crazyrabbits May 6, 2005
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1) The name of a science-fiction radio series created by Orson Welles, that was infamous because it made people believe there was an alien invasion happening.
2) The name of a movie about aliens trying to invade Earth.
3) The name of a movie that will be released in 2005 starring Tom Cruise about aliens who try to take over Earth.
4) The name of a series that ran for two seasons in the late 1980's to early 1990's, about a government scientist who finds out aliens have come back to recapture the Earth, and along with a Navajo military colonel named Ironhorse, his computer hacker buddy Norton, and his partner Suzanne, they try to stop the aliens. Went all to hell in the second season when the producers killed off half the cast, (including all the visible minorities!) and added more T&A in order to get more ratings.
From the 1988 TV series:

Harrison: brainwashed "We've got to stop hurting the aliens!"
Ironhorse: "Hurting the aliens? I don't remember invading their planet!"
by crazyrabbits May 7, 2005
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A character on the popular FOX show "24". He is the child of Dina and Navi Araz. They are all part of a network of terrorist cells run by the terrorist Habib Marwan. Unfortunately for him, he had a really bad when he got slapped by his father, was forced to kill his girlfriend (but his mother did it for him anyway), beat a guy (who was going to kill him) to death with a shovel, watched his mother got shot in the arm by his father, held up at gunpoint by his father, watched his uncle die, shot his father after he was taken into custody, was held in CTU for a few hours, didn't realize his mother was killed by Marwan, got some motion trackers shot into his head, then got traded in exchange for Jack Bauer, who was being held by Marwan. He is currently riding around LA somewhere in a van, probably stewing at Jack Bauer, who refused to tell him his mother had died.

His name also makes for a good drinking game. Every time you hear someone say, "BEHROOOOOZZ", take a drink of vodka and see how drunk you can get before the episode is over.
"Who sent you to kill me? Who?"
"Your father."
(Behrooz beats hitman to death with shovel)
by crazyrabbits May 5, 2005
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The name of an Internet-only game where you take control of various emo singers and journey to:

a) Stop your friends The Get-Up Kids from being screwed over (literally) by Steven Tyler of Aerosmith
b) Beat Skeletor so you can score with Rose McGowan
c) Stop George Bush from using Voltron from destroying the Middle East

Features such villians as Fat Ass He-Man, John Meyer, Creed, Dave Matthews, Weezer (complete with army of Japanese schoolgirls), Adolf Hitler, an army of dwarves, Jimmy Eat World, Fred Durst, Enron executives, Hulk Hogan, Steven Tyler (as an Alien Queen), and Barbara Bush.

ALso introduced the concept that all emo bands have ovaries, and that every third album an emo band releases is utter crap.
What are you waiting for? Go to Emogame.com right now and play the game!
by crazyrabbits May 11, 2005
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