Newt Scamander

A smol bean who is too hot, precious, and innocent for this world and deserves nothing but the best because he is perfection and deserves everyone's affection, and deserves a cookie and a hug

person: so what is your opinion on Newt Scamander?
Me,an intellectual: a steamy cinnamon roll

Newt Scamander by LeoFangirl862 November 24, 2016

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Claire Octovia Scamander

An OC in a Harry Potter roleplay group on Tiktok and Instagram. She's a Slytherin, and she was adopted into the Scamander family as Newt Scamander's brother after being disowned by Peeves The Poltergeist. She's known for her obsession with murder, torture, and arson, and her hatred of muggleborns. She's 12 years old. She pretended to be a death eater but was actually a spy for the Order. She may just be an OC, but she was one of the most memorable characters this roleplay group has ever had.

Claire Octovia Scamander is a psycopath

Claire Octovia Scamander by Peeves The Poltergeist October 19, 2020

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salamancer

A pedophile who seeks self-pleasure by communicating with younger boys on PlayStation

Hey , you should mute the salamancer in your party!

salamancer by The People’s Champ! February 20, 2020

shitmancer

A master in the act of producing shit in more ways than one.

Hey! Why is that guy coverd in shit?

Well you see we travel with a shitmancer.

shitmancer by wakandaforeverripchadwickbosem July 2, 2021

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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