A Muff Diver.
ie, someone who spends 80% of his life trying to get action, even off minging fat girls, whilst completely neglecting his friends.
ie, someone who spends 80% of his life trying to get action, even off minging fat girls, whilst completely neglecting his friends.
by Fr Gabby November 19, 2006
Guy who befriends attractive females he fancies but doesn't have the balls to ask them out.
Content to merely hang around them all the time. A sort of straight gal pal. His schweffing often alienates him from his male counterparts.
Content to merely hang around them all the time. A sort of straight gal pal. His schweffing often alienates him from his male counterparts.
by poy46 November 7, 2008
The inverse of chav. A schweffe can be spotted around town often wearing a tweed jacket and red trousers. Aka a hooray henry.
Gary: Did you just spot that nobber walk past wearing the Barbour jacket and wellies?
Dave: Yes mate, what a tool. He must be a schweffe.
Dave: Yes mate, what a tool. He must be a schweffe.
by Johnywadd March 7, 2012
a boy who disregards his friends to get with a girl but never has the balls to do anything so they end up life long friends. and nothing more.
also known as a rech.
also known as a rech.
'where did you go last night, didnt see much of you'
'i stayed at a friends'
'did you stay over at sarah's?'
'yeh but nothing happened, but i walked across the room whilst she was on skype to her boyfriend'
'you massive schweff!!'
'i stayed at a friends'
'did you stay over at sarah's?'
'yeh but nothing happened, but i walked across the room whilst she was on skype to her boyfriend'
'you massive schweff!!'
by Ben Moat September 26, 2009
by willIam@scweffwell May 8, 2010
BOY ONE "goldwait is the true king schweff of the school"
BOY TWO "yeah but sarge is a proper schweff, never gets any action"
BOY TWO "yeah but sarge is a proper schweff, never gets any action"
by Malvern College!!!! May 19, 2009
Originally an English public school word with several meanings. For example, a guy who spends more time with his girlfriend than his mates or just a general idiot. But it has come to mean a public school idiot, since these people are the only ones who ever used the word.
Your mate Rupert isn't even on the guestlist, what a schweffe
Mate, I can't believe you're chilling with Antonia again this weekend, you're turning into such a schweffe
That guy Rollo who says 'schweffe' is a fucking schweffe
Mate, I can't believe you're chilling with Antonia again this weekend, you're turning into such a schweffe
That guy Rollo who says 'schweffe' is a fucking schweffe
by Jokes Lad 3000 April 4, 2012