someone who excessively masturbates, to the point of genital damage
That balding geochemist in the lab across the bridge is a major Sarge
A large shit, or a massive dump or stool.
Dude, after eating granola cereal for breakfast, I had to take a Sarge. It sure did stink!
The act of going out and approaching people with the sole intention of getting it on with them.
Yo, let's go sarge some hotties!
Man, my sarging life has sucked lately.
Helen's always sarging blondes.
Another word for a cunt, in polite terms a twat. It is just a general insult
If someone does something to annoy you, you may call them a sarge
An old man that likes to sniff little boys bicycle seats.
An elderly Jewish lady who takes rectal temperatures at the doctor's office.
The Sarge, she took my temperature man!
To hit on, flirt with, and manipulate women into sexual consent.
A: "Hey man, where's Joey?"
B: "He's over there trying to sarge"
A: "What a dog."