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1 definition by poy46

Guy who befriends attractive females he fancies but doesn't have the balls to ask them out.
Content to merely hang around them all the time. A sort of straight gal pal. His schweffing often alienates him from his male counterparts.
'Man, Is Paddy sitting beside Laura again today?'
'Yeah, That guy is such a schweff!'
by poy46 November 06, 2008