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An everyday 'error' performed to perfection and in company. Can be used as a noun "You Nobber" or as an adjective "That was a nobber thing to do".
The dropping of items often filled with a hot substance i.e. tea, coffee mugs - "You absolute nobber"

Smashing / breaking things due to awful hand to eye coordination, usually early in the morning.

Making a complete cock-up of simple everyday tasks e.g. cooking - burning / ruining dinner. "That was such a nobber mistake".
Nobber by Wazza101 February 3, 2012
This is the millenium entry for "nob" deriving from the terms prick, penis, cock, dick or dickhead. Personal insult directed at the candidate for acts of pure nobberism.
You absolute f***ing nobber
Nobber by Daisy December 9, 2003
Someone who should be backhanded for being a dick
What the fuck was the nobber playing at
nobber by jim jimlyjimson June 13, 2007
Casual insult used against someone who has done something you don't like.
What did you do that for? You nobber.
nobber by Col April 23, 2004
a shortened version of the word 'nobhead' used in the east midlands originated from burton-on-trent
Jim: Oi, mayte. You're a fucking nobber!
Nobber by Loulamoth July 17, 2009
Oral sex given by a female to a male. Also- Nob Job, Nob Slobbin', Slobin' the Nob.
She gave me a nobber. or I just got a Nob Job.
nobber by Me. December 7, 2002