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1.
to gain an advantage in a line such as on an interstate highway exit or when two lanes are merging into one.
There was a line of 30 cars in the exit lane, but I schweefed in front of all them to save time.
by BookmDanno February 29, 2008
 
2.
The extremely long hairs used in a combover
Wow, That guy's schweef got messed up outside in the wind
by BookmDanno February 29, 2008
 
3.
a shart explled through the vagina; thus the combination of a shart and queef
Mexican food gives Debbie the schweefs.
by Me-Bitch December 27, 2006