schweef

to gain an advantage in a line such as on an interstate highway exit or when two lanes are merging into one.

There was a line of 30 cars in the exit lane, but I schweefed in front of all them to save time.

by BookmDanno February 29, 2008

schweef

The extremely long hairs used in a combover

Wow, That guy's schweef got messed up outside in the wind

by BookmDanno February 29, 2008

schweef

a shart explled through the vagina; thus the combination of a shart and queef

Mexican food gives Debbie the schweefs.

by Me-Bitch December 09, 2008

Schweef

When your man pubes are completely grown out, and you smack your bitch in the face with them. To your discontent, your pubes get caught on her snaffle tooth, sending your entire bush into her mouth

Damn Dalton, did you totally Schweef Casey?

by BIGDCK October 28, 2014

Schweef

Generally an insult, although can be used as a replacement for just about any word

‘You Absolute fucking schweef’
‘Get schweefed’

by Bumbaschweef November 05, 2019

Schweef

A cross between a whiff and a shart

One I have to wipe up I just schweeffed

by CJSCMH August 28, 2023

Schweef

A cross between a quiff and a shart

One Aleana just schweeffed and it stinks; I think I am going to schweef

by CJSCMH August 28, 2023