schwasty 

really drunk

Dude check on Mike, he's pretty schwasty.

schwasty by K-noodle October 2, 2009

Schwanky 

Describing something More than cool, amazing, perfect, the best of the best.

"Man, Kolton is Schwanky!"
"I know, can I be like him?"

Schwanky by SchwankMaster September 23, 2013

Schwantz 

Slang-ish German word for the male organ. Literal translation is "tail".

I threw her the ol' Schwantz and she murmured: "Ja, das ist gut" ;-)

Schwantz by Philip York-Hunt January 26, 2009

schwantz 

A slang term for male genitalia

I once posed naked for a photography class, and now my schwantz is all over the internet.

schwantz by Detroit_Jay July 18, 2005

shwanty 

An adjective meaning, to describe someone or something that is relaxing and enjoyable.

My professor was much more shwanty this Friday than he ever was before.

shwanty by New Drelson September 26, 2017

Schwasty-Faced 

The point of intoxication at which one's brain cells explode out of one's mouth. See also fubar and shwasty

Good Lord! Last night Big Sam was so schwasty-faced that he fell over on his way home and caused significant damage to the earth's mantle.

Schwasty-Faced by 202 Wash March 2, 2008

Shwanty 

A word describing someone that you love dearly.

I'm going to see my, *licks lips* shwanty.

Shwanty by ihsminard June 3, 2018