Schultz is a game that originated in salisbury maryland but is primarily practiced in the SMIB infested region of Waldorf/Charles County Maryland, mostly by people who do indeed fit the SMIB description.
The game consists of someone directing a false statement at another person, usually a amateur schultzer, who then - in their sloppy unthoughtout haste correct the statement, this is fallowed by the schultzer (person originally saying the false statement) yelling SCHULTZ...often fallowed by the word BITCH... with major emphasis on both schultz and bitch.
The act of schultzing can be further emphasized, for even more comical effect, by making an obvious facial expression consisting of raised eyebrows and a genuinely "stupid look" while directing the original false statement - if put into words the expression tends to say "you dumb bitch your about to get schultzed even though your looking at my blatant schultzing face"
*Schultz success rates tend to drop when presenting the schulting face in the midst of action
*Enen the most professional of schultzers fall victim from time to time, but to be at a truely world class level these occurances most be few and far between
The game consists of someone directing a false statement at another person, usually a amateur schultzer, who then - in their sloppy unthoughtout haste correct the statement, this is fallowed by the schultzer (person originally saying the false statement) yelling SCHULTZ...often fallowed by the word BITCH... with major emphasis on both schultz and bitch.
The act of schultzing can be further emphasized, for even more comical effect, by making an obvious facial expression consisting of raised eyebrows and a genuinely "stupid look" while directing the original false statement - if put into words the expression tends to say "you dumb bitch your about to get schultzed even though your looking at my blatant schultzing face"
*Schultz success rates tend to drop when presenting the schulting face in the midst of action
*Enen the most professional of schultzers fall victim from time to time, but to be at a truely world class level these occurances most be few and far between
Kevin: "Get off the phone with Laura" (obvious schultzing face present)
Nick: "Im talking to Jamie"
Kevin (and all who witnessed): "SCHULTZ BITCH"
-fallowed by a simultaneous pushing out of lawn chair to further accentuate the the severity of that particular schultz
Nick: "Im talking to Jamie"
Kevin (and all who witnessed): "SCHULTZ BITCH"
-fallowed by a simultaneous pushing out of lawn chair to further accentuate the the severity of that particular schultz
by Kevin McKay July 17, 2006
person 1: Dude
person 2: Ya
person 1: You see that loser over there
person 2: Uh ya he looks like a sick norwegian.
person 1: Totally, What a Schultz.
person 2: Ya
person 1: You see that loser over there
person 2: Uh ya he looks like a sick norwegian.
person 1: Totally, What a Schultz.
by Don't use your real name March 12, 2009
A game where one person makes an obviously false statement and another person corrects the statement. The original person then shouts "Schultz". A master "Schultzer" can not be "Schultzed"
by Purple Colored July 6, 2006
The current CEO of Starbucks and also the asshole who sold the Seattle Supersonics to someone from Oaklahoma City.
Man: Did you here about Howard Schultz, he sold the Sonics and they moved them to Oaklahoma City
Man 2: Great, that asshole just robbed my kids childhood of basketball in the North West.
Man 2: Great, that asshole just robbed my kids childhood of basketball in the North West.
by Diiesel August 18, 2011
Host of Wild Recon. "He travels the world tracking down rare, deadly animals. Herpetologist, animal expert, and adrenaline junkie." Cutting edge research labs call on him to retrieve biological samples. This isn't a stunt, it's his job!
Donald Schultz. He's White Noise! Boom!
Donald Schultz, bounty hunter for animal samples used for medical research.
Donald Schultz raised awareness for snakebite victims and aids AVRI: Animal-Venom Research International & Viper Institute in Venom in Vegas.
Donald Schultz, bounty hunter for animal samples used for medical research.
Donald Schultz raised awareness for snakebite victims and aids AVRI: Animal-Venom Research International & Viper Institute in Venom in Vegas.
by LegitEarthLove March 16, 2010
Norman: Hey whats up
Tom: Stacy just dumped me man
Norman: Dude, that was a week ago you're turning into a Kurt Schultz
Tom: Stacy just dumped me man
Norman: Dude, that was a week ago you're turning into a Kurt Schultz
by Darn Dude June 7, 2017
by Hedhjdh November 9, 2020