Jon Schrope 

a short little dude who is obviously a beast and gets all the ladies. He gets straight A's but still couldn't get you something off the top shelf. Ask him about anything, even say hi to him and he'll tear you to shreds because he's vicious. Overall you pretty much wanna have this guy on your side.

Look! It's a Jon Schrope!, quick lets hide up on that bookshelf.

Jon Schrope by urban dictionarier 123456789 November 11, 2010

Schopenhauer 

Arthur Schopenhauer; German philosopher; born February 22, 1788; died September 21, 1860

Schopenhauer dealt believers of freewill a blow by pointing out that, although we can certainly DO what we want, we have no say in WHAT we want.

Schopenhauer by yorrick hunt January 24, 2008

Schroeher 

Schroeher is one of the most offensive words in any language across the world. This describes someone who is the biggest of bitches. You should never use this word lightly as it is super offensive and could get you in a fight. The Schroeher’s are one of the pussiest human kind and no one should ever be compared to them unless they are a huge pussy.

(Friend 1): Yo can you lend me 5 bucks
(Friend 2): Bruhhh nahhh how does that benefit me?!?
(Friend 1): Fuck you bruh!! Your just a fucking SCHROEHER!!!
(Friend 2): DID YOU JUST CALL ME A FUCKING SCHROEHER!!!

Schroeher by 10$$$$$$$ January 22, 2019

Schroeder 

A Schroeder is a penile erection that is so taut, so skin tight, that it stretches the skin on your forehead.

Dude, that girl gave me a Schroeder so bad my forehead hurt!

Schroeder by DigitalR3x November 27, 2015

schroeder 

The word is used as a noun or a verb. To schroeder someone is to buttfuck a dead man. And a schroeder is a sick perverted

Kelly: Your going to have to schroeder him really fast.
Cyle: Ya I know I see someone coming!

Kelsie: I hate this kid, he's always touching my vag.
Tom: Wow what a schroeder.

schroeder by ConnerUnitNeverTangos June 27, 2009

schroender 

A YouTuber who is an expert in all things Sorabji. He is nice and friendly, and likes Sorabji's music.

schroender made a new piece and it's called H

schroender by YagizIsMySoup August 16, 2021

Schroedinger's turd 

The dilemma of flushing the toilet with a closed lid; there is a 50% chance that the turd is still present. The turd is equally alive and dead, until somebody lifts the lid.

'I've just flushed a big one; I fear the paradox of Schroedinger's turd'

Schroedinger's turd by CJV August 27, 2012