Yoinking my Schploink

The wacky way to describe jerking your meat.

Fred: Why didn't you come with us to the party?
Bob: I was too busy yoinking my schploink.

Yoinking my Schploink by Skipdawg3000 July 8, 2023

schpadoinkle 

A multipurpose word, created by Trey Parker and used in "Cannibal, the Musical. It can be an expletive, a reference, an adjective, adverb, article, noun or verb. It's great for those of us suffering from the occasional senior moment.

John McCain owns a schpadoinkle number of houses.

schpadoinkle by Schpadoinkle 1954 Fan October 16, 2008

schproing 

The sound a jack-in-the-box makes when opened.
The sound that something springy and tightly bound makes when it is finally released.

His dork popped outta his buttoned fly with a mighty schproing when sexy Sadie strolled by.

schproing by Tentmakerjohn October 6, 2005

schlonkied 

Wasted out of your mind!

Last night I downed that fireball and took 12 shots of jager and I was fucking schlonkied

schlonkied by Ky Fuckn Kidd January 24, 2014

schplino 

A slur for a man who is very immature and begs for attention yet manages to somehow have friends and a multitude of hoes, usually a highschool student. Acts very gay on occasion.

Wow, look at that schplino over there, touching his little brother again.

schplino by Bagod December 27, 2021

schoink 

ever wanna call someone a dumbass without calling them a dumbass? schoink is another word for dumbass! not many people will know what it means so you’re safe

peter: for crying out loud, stop being a schoink!
rebecca: a schoink?

schoink by imnotella April 9, 2021

schaboinker 

another term for a penis; also an insult to someone you hate

Man, Russel is such a schaboinker

schaboinker by BH October 9, 2003