schoned

to be nailed by a large vehicle whilst riding a smaller vehicle such as a motorcycle or bicycle. ultimately resulting in long term hospitalization.

Oh man did you hear about Jeremy? he totally got schoned by a Hummer.

schoned by biggest dawg June 15, 2012

Schöned 

To have committed serious academic fraud, and then be discovered. After Jan Hendrik Schön.

I've schöned, and now I've lost my PhD.

Schöned by 6EQUJ5 February 15, 2022

Schonebone

mildly retarted male which will have sex with any type of haggard creature. German for pretty bone. Vocabulary extremely limited to "dude","yo man", and "party it up". Possibly suffers from unknown STD which has not been diagnosed in medical history.

Eric Schonebone had a great weekend partying it up with a one eyed 44yr old haggard beast.

Schonebone by Day crew July 7, 2008

Schned

A person who is an immigrant usually from eastern europe. But, it can be used for anyone from any country.

Yes Ihor is a Schned, he is from Ukraine!

Schned by Gudzy December 9, 2008

Sconed 

Sconed means to one-up someone; to brag in a way that makes the other person's comment or story seem less exciting.

You brag about making blueberry pancakes....well, I made blueberry scones. I sconed you.

Sconed by MK friends May 26, 2021

schoneweised 

1. to become so drunk as to manifest a personality antithetical to one's usual
2. to be fucking loaded and goddamn ridiculous; actions include but are not limited to high-kicking, saying "madam" or "my lady" repeatedly, pouring bleach on doorknobs, replying that one's location is at "two and a half weeks away", rambling in German (even when does not know the language), and urinating in locked closets.

Ben got schoneweised last night; he threatened James not to touch his own girlfriend.

schoneweised by peterbr November 11, 2006

Schonenamen 

When you are in public and you awkwardly pop a huge erection in front of everybody.

Guy 1: Wow did you hear what happened in gym class today?

Guy 2: No what?

Guy 1: The new kid pulled a wicked schonenamen while he was doing his warm ups.

Schonenamen by m0n3y01 September 9, 2010