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schpunkenfurtur 

1. A thick meaty large penis producing fountain-like amounts of semen/spermmmmmm on frequent basis

2. An explosive verbal exclamation of surprise and joy
Bertie Beaver: he shoved his schpunkenfurtur deep & gave me a right proper filling ...

Cecile Snatch: Schpunkenfurtur! You lucky bugger, was it a Brazilian one this time or a Meaty Mexican?
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When you haven't washed your ass in two weeks and stink like the city dump.
Max Trifling: "What the fuck? What's that foul ass-booty-butt Schtunk smell in the break room?"

Dingle Berry: (peeling his schtunk ass underwear off the wall): I dunno
Schtunk by High Hiter September 3, 2018

Schnückem 

NOUN or ADJECTIVE; A cute pet name for girl when you consider her to be the most beautiful person in the world. Often used between young couples.
Not to be confused with schnuckems.
Hey schnückem... -or- Chrissie is my little schnückem pi...
Schnückem by DTR11 August 4, 2009
1. To be shleep.

2. To pass out whilst amongst company
“Bro will is totally schlunk right now
schlunk by Rotty Boot November 18, 2018

frakakta schtunky

all messed up...no longer any good, damaged goods, everything has gone wrong...

said to be of yiddish origin
my deal is all frakakta schtunky now that wilson is involved
frakakta schtunky by badback9 June 13, 2011

Shlim-Shlam Schlunky-Dunk 

The act of caressing the inner butthole with the tip of one's tongue.
Oh, man.. that bitch gave me a Shlim-Shlam Schlunky-Dunk last night