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pronounced: shtoonk ("oo" sound as in book) A person who does something bad or vexing on purpose. Its a trivial term, almost a term of endearment when used as a mock scolding.
You schtunk! Why did you take the last pickle, you knew I wanted it!
schtunk by zornorf January 7, 2016

schpunkenfurtur 

1. A thick meaty large penis producing fountain-like amounts of semen/spermmmmmm on frequent basis

2. An explosive verbal exclamation of surprise and joy
Bertie Beaver: he shoved his schpunkenfurtur deep & gave me a right proper filling ...

Cecile Snatch: Schpunkenfurtur! You lucky bugger, was it a Brazilian one this time or a Meaty Mexican?

Schtukkus 

A lyric used in Hobo Johnson's 'The Ending'. He used it to refer to two things having sexual relations
'Alien and predator doing the schtukkus'
Schtukkus by giraffeesperks November 7, 2018

Schtaunkgarten 

Stemming from the German words :Gestank stinky and garten garden, the word Schtaunkgarten is a compound signifying something that smells terrible, so much that the odor is nearly visible like the green of a garden. This usually indicates that it smells worse than most anything anyone can think of. In the echelon of words to describe stench, Schtaunkgarten is most commonly amongst the top to describe on which is the utmost of foul. Can also be used as a noun (der Schtaunkgarten), indicating a very foul flatulent. Its plural form follows German standard form (die Schtaunkgärten).

Wir müssen jetzt furzen! Oh ja? Wie gestank sie waren? Natürlich, sie waren Schtaunkgarten!

Riechst du mein Schtaunkgarten? Oh ja, er ist ziemlich gestank...

"Wow, that is a good fart! Who did that?" "I did, what do you think of that eh?" "It's quite stank, as a matter of fact I'd go so far as to say its Schtaunkgarten."

frakakta schtunky

all messed up...no longer any good, damaged goods, everything has gone wrong...

said to be of yiddish origin
my deal is all frakakta schtunky now that wilson is involved
frakakta schtunky by badback9 June 13, 2011
1. To be shleep.

2. To pass out whilst amongst company
“Bro will is totally schlunk right now”
schlunk by Rotty Boot November 18, 2018
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