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German Shnouser 

When you shit on somones chest then your face is stamped like an ink pad back into it
Goggles took a fat turd on dicko's chest then had his face pressed into it like stamping an ink pad. Thus the German Shnouser was preformed.
German Shnouser by Tim Y January 2, 2017

harvesting schnooseberrys 

"Harvesting schnooseberrys" is the act of sleeping during class for reasons A) you believe you know the information and your attentiveness is not required B) you are so tired that even if you tried to pay attention to the material be presented, apathetic or not, you would get nothing out of it and therefore just decide to sleep as it would be more beneficial C) you simply give 0 shits. "Harvesting schnooseberrys" is sometimes simplified to just "harvesting."
Hey Dan we have test Friday you'd best pay attention
Nah I'm harvesting schnooseberrys, only got a couple Z's last night

Hey Rick tell me about the lesson after class.
Why? Going harvesting?
Yeah

Schvouse 

Unidentified small brown rodent which has usually been captured and brought in by a pet cat. A combination of the words Shrew, Vole and Mouse (s they are so difficult to tell apart). Common term across Kent, England

Org. South East England
1. Tigger has brought in another Schvouse again.

Is that a shrew, a vole or a mouse?

I am not sure, it's a Schvouse.
Schvouse by randomjack May 31, 2019

Schnouser 

A rotten snatch that may have something lodged (like a tampon) for more than 24 hours.
"Damn girl...what in the world did you leave behind in that schnouser?"
Schnouser by duality8808 September 1, 2011

Big ass schnose

the smelly between the eyes and cheeks
You have a big ass schnose

Schlouse 

German word for thumb. Can be used for penis cause there are very similar.
My schlouse is very big and thick and hard.
Schlouse by Hellobuddymarty October 16, 2011