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schmuckaluck 

an individual possessing high amounts of the traits of a schmuck; a schmuck of considerable stature.
Jeez, sandals with socks AND a fanny pack? What a schmuckaluck.
schmuckaluck by Jeff Blauser March 8, 2009

schmutzklitzen 

The female hot spot hidden well between the pussy lips
(staring up a females dress) "Oh Francine I can see your schmutzklitzen"!
schmutzklitzen by grunt2531 July 27, 2007

schmuckatelli 

the last name for the marine corps version of 'john doe', which is joe schmuckatelli.
every joe schmuckatelli will tell you that the marine corps taught him how to kill. what he did get taught was how to stay alive in a high stress situation.

schmuckaluvich 

Yiddish for HUGE penis admired by others. The reference is to the person as a schmuckaluvich because with a schmuckaluvich that attribute overshadows all else.
That schmuckaluvich has got it made with the girls.
Yo, schmuckaluvich, why don't you share some of that action?
Hey, Herbie's going out with that supermodel...is he a schmuckaluvich or what?
schmuckaluvich by snappy2 March 31, 2008
Used by Jewish mothers to identify that you've got some kind of crap on your face
Mommy: You've got som Schmutz on your face, Oy!
You: blech!
schmutz by Cameron Jackson January 4, 2005
Random, icky stuff that ends up on you or something else.
"Damn, I got schmutz on my shirt!"
Schmutz by Stephanie Birdwell April 22, 2006