schmutzing

To make an audible annoying noise when eating/chewing.

"Will you stop schmutzing everyone can hear you!"

by Tahlia Schueren August 31, 2006

schmutz

Used by Jewish mothers to identify that you've got some kind of crap on your face

Mommy: You've got som Schmutz on your face, Oy!
You: blech!

by Cameron Jackson January 4, 2005

Schmutz

Random, icky stuff that ends up on you or something else.

"Damn, I got schmutz on my shirt!"

by Stephanie Birdwell March 31, 2006

Schmutz

This word can be found in a Jewish Medical Dictionary. This is the stuff that comes out when a dermatologist lances a cyst on your body.

"Hey Doc what happened when you lanced that cyst on my back?" Doc- " Lots of Schmutz came out"

by SJL123 July 18, 2021

schmutz

"Dirt" in German

Schumtzieg is "dirty"

Often used in replace of "dirtbag"

(oomlauts are replaced with an "e" after the vowel)(ie = i + oomlauts)

Kid smoking = a "Fuckin Schmutz"

German, Sie ist sehr schmutzieg
English, You are very dirty

by You dont need to know that October 24, 2007

Schmutz

The weird, somewhat greasy buildup that occurs on the screen of your cell phone after use

'Dude, your phone is GROSS, wipe that Schmutz off of it before you use it again!

by cuzBcuz67 January 14, 2009

schmutz

The rancid combination of cigarette ashes, food debris, spilled coffee and high flying man jizz that accumulates between the keys of your favorite keyboard. This combination of atrocities can and will lead to uncommanded keystrokes on your favorite browser, unintentional Facebook posts, and worst yet....complete keyboard failure as you are about to bust a nut on xHamster. RandyGoatRadio listeners seem to be unproportionately affected by this condition. Keyboard schmutz is best addressed by either getting another cheap ten dollar keyboard or running it through the dishwasher.

randygoat radio listener: I was surfing xHamster.com and all of a sudden my screen filled up wit T's and keep switching back and forth between tabs

MrPres: Oh .....you got the keyboard schmutz!

Tuna: My finger in my rectum!

Moo: That is why I have three keyboards

Dicky: **P2C**

by MooMooCow357 April 16, 2013