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P2C
P2C is a polite and low-key way of asking for "permission to cum" when presented with a situation that will allow you to cum.

Replaces oldies such as; "Sploosh" and "Schwing!"
Jack: Hey Wally, just saw my grandmother and there's all sorts of crazy discharge coming from her leg wound.
Walter: P2C
Jack: Granted!
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by P2CMeaning November 02, 2016

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