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Variation of schmuddlapp based on quasi-germanic pronunciation of schmuddlapp.
Don't be a schmoot. You owe me a jack and coke.
by Schmarzen March 17, 2004
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When you fart and it travels down your leg, and it tickles really badly.
Agghh crap dude i schmooted and it tickles really bad.
by swamp cookie January 13, 2008
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to bust the biggest load of your life on that hoe
Johnny schmooted right on Michelle's titties.
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Schmoot, gimme a couple of bucks, you're the greatest.
OR, that guy Schmoot really nailed the lead guitar part!
by Schmoot66 July 10, 2008
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