schmobag 

a person who does something extremely stupid or moronic.

check out that schmobag, he drove his car into a tree!

schmobag by CC&DL February 25, 2008

Schobag 

A warmongering, power-hungry, psychopath who will do anything to climb to the top. The type of person who will lie to your face, or to millions of people! Cut you off in traffic, cheat, steal candy from a baby, etc... May include pedophilia, child sex trafficking, and accessory to murder. One who would enable their "spouse" to rape women and bear a child for purely political reasons. A low down, dirty SCHoBag! (Scab Cunt Hoe Bag)

Speaker 1: Did you just hear all the lies coming outta her mouth!
Speaker 2: Yes I did! That Hillary is such a Schobag!

Schobag by Nom de Gear March 30, 2017

Shmobag 

A derogatory term, much like shmuck. A word suspectibly made up by a person who was out of insults, much like saying "Your mom!"

"You're stupid"
"Shut up you shmobag"

Shmobag by XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX September 12, 2005

schmobogger 

a person who has been your friend, or friends with one of your friends for years. he/she is the person who everyone except for a select few people hates. He/she is the most likely the reason that you and or your group of freinds was not invited to more than one high-school parties. every person knows who this select individual is and onyl tolerates that person becuase your friends do. Also this person is the direct reason that you used to and/or are constatly getting into trouble. this person does not know when to quit and always wants to do things their way becuase they have alterior motives that only help them. They are constatly come up in conversations regardings vacations/shin digs/parties/etc. However, for better or for worse they will always be around

high-school: "bro, you cant bring that schmobogger(name)to the party, noone likes him"

possible vacation: "if that schmobogger(name) is going i dont want to go, i dont want to end up in jail like the last time"

hanging out: "i dont like where this is going i am leaving before anything bad happens/(name) does anything studip"

schmobogger by behmfool June 20, 2008