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Schminky 

Smelly and stinky. An adjective to describe an utterly repulsive smell/person/thing
Those public toilets were so schminky
I'm not going near her again - she's so schminky
Come on you schminky schmoo
Schminky by schmeggy September 4, 2020

schmockey 

The game of ice hockey played by females.

Hockey (played by males) is a vastly different game, with different rules (i.e. bodychecking), than played by females. Thus, Schmockey, should be called by a different name just as softball/fastball is termed differently than baseball.

The term Schmockey is a combination of the words She, Hockey and Mockery.

The she represents the fact that Schmockey is a sport played by females.

The Hockey represents the similarities Schmockey has to Hockey.

The Mockery represents the fact that Schmockey is a mockery of the sport of hockey.
As stated by a hockey player:

"We would absolutely slaughter the schmockey team, without question."
schmockey by rpc11 October 30, 2007

schmicko 

shhh-MIK-oohhh

adj.

1. An Australian term meaning full of glamour; charmingly or fascinatingly attractive, esp. in a mysterious or magical way.

2. Term used to describe a way of dress, mostly cocktail.
"Geeeeeeeez.... Ewa looked schmicko in her get up last night, she didn't look a day over 15. Wish I was a leap year baby."
schmicko by Norton123 January 12, 2008

Schlicky 

1. Exceedingly slippery natural feminine lubrication or "wetness" caused by arousal.

2. Exceptionally pleasant tasting VJJ.

3. Tang juice of a high lickableness quotient.
That Schlicky is better than cherry pie.

I'd like to pack my ball bearings in her Schlicky.

You have the most lickable schlicky ever, Babe.
Schlicky by Scarrath April 6, 2010
Descriptive word, usually depecting a person or thing. If referring to a person, theres Lots of confidence, and an aura of almost detachment. In general, Means very suave, very smooth, ultra-cool.
"That guy over there is so schmick"
"My car is totally schmick"
schmick by JessMiester July 13, 2004