Schmerti 

A filler word, used whenever for whatever you want. It means anything you want it to.

-Hey Matt, did you schmerti the schmerti?
-No, I schmerti.

Schmerti by Gucci Gucc July 5, 2009

Poopy Schmell

Any kind of smell that seems like it came from a butthole, such as a fart, actual poop, etc.

You and your friend Anthony are talking:

You:Dude, wtf smells so bad? It smells like someone let out a poopy schmell!

Anthony: Sorry, I really had to let out a fart!

Poopy Schmell by The Schmelliest November 16, 2011

schmelt 

A rookie on a hockey team that everyone always hates. Never picks up the pucks, is a Charlie Conway type of hero in practice and jokes around with everyone even though they hate his guts. A schmelt does not know he is a schmelt which is often the best part of it.

Holy fuck Akes, did you catch Bob out there steam rolling everyone in shinny? What a fucking schmelt.

schmelt by Figg October 2, 2007

schmerzvergnugen

to experience pain and pleasure simultaneously

I walked the lonely streets of the exchange. I came upon a statue of two bucks mating. The front buck expressed a look of unprecedented pleasure. But a closer view revealed a whisper of pain. As both an amateur and a virgin of art interpretation I concluded the buck was in a state of schmerzvergnugen.

schmerzvergnugen by KRmd May 3, 2020

Schmedlap 

A derisive term coined in the mid-1970's indicating the person was an idiot, geek, or loser.

Nice move, Schmedlap. You've managed to screw up the order again.

Schmedlap by The God of Grammar July 18, 2016

schmeal muffin

A batch of muffins you eat directly after application of dry towel cream. You eat them quickly while no one is looking.

-in a bot voice-: Nathan Keller ate a batch of schmeal muffins. He ate them quickly while no one was watching. What an actual shmuck.

schmeal muffin by HimmlerLicksPenis April 21, 2019

Schmerp 

A word used to express (or describe) frustration when in a confusing emotional state.

Joe: Your girlfriend was really upset that you forgot to call her again last night.

Matt: But she told me not to.

Joe: Well, she really didn't mean it. She wanted you to call her.

Matt: Well, schmerp.

-or-

Matt found himself in a schmerpy mood because his girlfriend was sending mixed signals.

Schmerp by KNor August 2, 2010