3 definitions by Figg

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A rookie on a hockey team that everyone always hates. Never picks up the pucks, is a Charlie Conway type of hero in practice and jokes around with everyone even though they hate his guts. A schmelt does not know he is a schmelt which is often the best part of it.
Holy fuck Akes, did you catch Bob out there steam rolling everyone in shinny? What a fucking schmelt.
by Figg September 19, 2007

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A term used widely by hockey players describing a shot in the top corner of the net. Has different names such as bardown, a snipe or top shelf where momma keeps the cookie jar.
Figg is so sick, another snipe top cheese in OT to seal the deal.
by Figg September 19, 2007

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To get hit extremely hard in hockey and be left in a dazed heap. Accompanied by a concussion
Keith Primeau got conkied again last night.. Phaneuf lined him up real good
by Figg October 04, 2007

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