smashed, shitfaced, and faded.
I was so schmaded last night, I don't even remember falling asleep on your boots in the middle of the street, while our roommate made out with your boyfriend's brother.
by fivesixtyseven January 24, 2009
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Oh my god he wasn't smashed last ngiht, he was schmaded!
by Amy Rajk November 10, 2007
totally and completely faded.
Damn, that chick was so schmaded she was about to slob my knob.
by qdizzle June 17, 2003