schmaded

smashed, shitfaced, and faded.

I was so schmaded last night, I don't even remember falling asleep on your boots in the middle of the street, while our roommate made out with your boyfriend's brother.

by fivesixtyseven January 24, 2009

schmaded

to be absolutely drunk and high at the same time. This is the peak of all counter-crossing action.

Oh my god he wasn't smashed last ngiht, he was schmaded!

by Amy Rajk December 4, 2007

schmaded

totally and completely faded.

Damn, that chick was so schmaded she was about to slob my knob.

by qdizzle June 17, 2003

Schmades

An informal way to say goodbye.

You're leaving? Alright, schmades

by meebs3 January 6, 2009