I was so schmaded last night, I don't even remember falling asleep on your boots in the middle of the street, while our roommate made out with your boyfriend's brother.
by fivesixtyseven January 25, 2009
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to be absolutely drunk and high at the same time. This is the peak of all counter-crossing action.
Oh my god he wasn't smashed last ngiht, he was schmaded!
by Amy Rajk November 11, 2007
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totally and completely faded.
Damn, that chick was so schmaded she was about to slob my knob.
by qdizzle June 18, 2003
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