Schloomer 

1) One (1) who plays the sackbutt.

2) One who speaks German in a loud voice whilst playing competetive games such as foosball.

"Is that schloomer playing the sackbutt?"
"Hey schloomer, you left your sackbutt out again."
"You schloomer, stop speaking German in a loud voice whilst playing competetive games such as foosball!"

Schloomer by Excelsior December 28, 2005

schlomper 

1) noun - Number of semen emissions during an ejaculation.
2) noun - a stupid person or thing.

1)Last night I shot six schlompers while cumming, good work Honey!
2) President Bush is such a Schlomper.

schlomper by S.A. Khan August 31, 2004

Schlooter

(n) A person, who although has everything anyone could want in life, is for some unknown reason, still kind of a prick.

My boss tried to avoid paying me for that job I did. What a F*ing schlooter.

Schlooter by Wildrover October 1, 2011

schloperty 

the unmistakable "schloperty" sound of a turgid tallywhacker being deftly withdrawn from an extremely well lubricated lady’s front bottom.
describing a lady with a very moist vagina

john "i went a got myself hooked up with a 'ho"
fred "how much did the schloperty cost"
Dave "Damn woman!! how schloperty is your minge.."

schloperty by Arnold J Rimmer September 24, 2005

Schloppers

Specific name for a dangerous drug, often seen in Switzerland. Not to be confused with molly
Users are called Schlopfer (pron: opfer )

Do you wanna have some Schloppers?
Wilsch´s Schloppers?
Say "NO" to Schloppers

Schloppers by Smurfmurf February 9, 2015

schloozer 

A cross between a Schnauzer and a loser.

Have a nice day...schloozer!

schloozer by Ssssashaaaa February 7, 2008

Schlooped 

To brain-fart.

I cant Remember man I’m schlooped

Schlooped by Kydst December 30, 2018