schlomper

1) noun - Number of semen emissions during an ejaculation.
2) noun - a stupid person or thing.

1)Last night I shot six schlompers while cumming, good work Honey!
2) President Bush is such a Schlomper.

by S.A. Khan September 1, 2004

Romper Schlomper

When a person smokes the last of the marijuana through a bong and then tips the bong water over their penis before receiving a blow job.

Oh no! Harry is about to have the last bong! Quick who wants to give him a Romper Schlomper?

by Nuronix October 16, 2021