(n) A person, who although has everything anyone could want in life, is for some unknown reason, still kind of a prick.
My boss tried to avoid paying me for that job I did. What a F*ing schlooter.
Schoolter is a nar nar bird that's very rare to find since there is only one left in the world and that rare bird lives in Pennsylvania.
The nar nar bird named Schlooter is endangered