Schooting 

Simply a shorter version of saying school shooting, not an inside joke.

Guy 1.
Did you hear about the florida schooting?
Guy 2.

What?

Schooting by HippityHoppityKosovoIsSerbia February 20, 2018

schlooping 

the act of sitting down on a hot day

Bob: Oright phill, what ya doing today mate?
Phil: Hiya Bob nothing much today, just thinkin of schlooping, it's to hot to do anything else.

schlooping by SJ Wellis May 28, 2008

Schloobing

tubing with 3 or more matching tubes, where tricks are pulled by seasoned professionals :-) such as, triple barrel rolls, quadhops, and jumps that clear over 10 feet.

google schloobing, or search for it on youtube. A guy who went schloobing only about 3 weeks ago put together a pretty amazing video of it. Another one to come soon.

Schloobing by SchloobingQueen October 9, 2008

Schlonging 

The act of longing for the perfect schlong.

Princess Fiona waited in her tower schlonging for the perfect man to save her.

Schlonging by schlonging515 June 25, 2020

schlounging 

'schlounging' is the act of throwing pillows, blankets, cats, babies etc. at the light switch instead of getting up and turning it off; which in turn makes more work for you later.

also refered to as 'using your surroundings.'

after the show last night, i was schlounging at the light. tonight was the cats unlucky night. but luckily for me, the cat was thrown hard enough to flip off the light switch.

schlounging by blickensderfer November 7, 2007

schlonking

To make love in heavy way

Hello darling; lets go schlonking. And later could we go have a good schlonk.

schlonking by George Pearson August 23, 2009

schLonging 

The act of longing to engage in sexual acts.

Woman: "Rough day?"
Man: "Not really... except that I've been schLonging for you all day."

schLonging by fly_fisher November 30, 2011