4 definitions by blickensderfer

schlounging

'schlounging' is the act of throwing pillows, blankets, cats, babies etc. at the light switch instead of getting up and turning it off; which in turn makes more work for you later.

also refered to as 'using your surroundings.'

after the show last night, i was schlounging at the light. tonight was the cats unlucky night. but luckily for me, the cat was thrown hard enough to flip off the light switch.

by blickensderfer October 22, 2007

jammed cock

describes the feeling that is obtained when a male receives a blow directly onto his erect penis. though it cant be jammed like a finger, it still hurts.

man, when me and jessie were going doggy style, i popped out and got a jammed cock from hitting her leg.

by blickensderfer October 22, 2007

skee motor

a redneck word variation meaning 'mosquito.' coined by one: steve phillips, of nc.

dag gone, these lard-lickin' skee motors done made me kick over my beer!

by blickensderfer October 22, 2007

flossing

when somebody gives a weggie to a girl (or a guy, in that case) wearing a thong or g-string.

i was flossing amanda soo bad yesterday!

by blickensderfer October 22, 2007