The ultimate orgasm. So unbelievably powerful that when ultimately released, years of abstinence-driven, self-imposed denial and pent-up sexual energy are suddenly 'super-nova liberated' in a spectacular display of sweaty, twisted, excess of pleasure, delight and satisfaction.
What's the reward for ultimately succumbing to natural carnal drive? Guilt, shame and sorrow for disappointing your god? Hell, no...you gets a Massive Shuddering-O. Enjoy!
Shindering
verb
Refers to the act of using Tinder while sitting on the toilet. Swiping, not to be confused with wiping, left or right while dropping the kids off at the pool.
Would Mike's Tinder matches go on a date with him if they knew he connected with them while shindering?