(v) to be extremely lazy; purposely vegetating to a point of ignoring human contact
Herrmanno was so tired after work that he only wanted to sit in front of the TV and schiavo.
by Briker July 23, 2005
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When you or someone else gets WTF Pwned and turns into a vegetable, much like Terry Schiavo. She was the chick they pulled the plug on although the dick husband wanted to make her suffer.
Damn, you just got Schiavoed bitch!
by Kirk a.k.a Big K April 30, 2007
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When someone is absolutely WTF Pwned and ends up looking like a vegetable.
Damn, you just got Schiavoed bitch!
by Kirk a.k.a Big K April 30, 2007
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(n.): 1. (a) A topic or matter which does not reasonably need further public examination or discussion, yet is still discussed and examined as if it is a controversy or a travesty; (b) an action or attempted action inspired by such a contrivance. (origin: old Venetian 'schiavo'--slave; later became 'ciao'; possible link to 'shameful')
(a) The growing coverage of celebrity court appearances in informational news plants schiavos in the once-healthy garden of relevant facts and events. (b) When blogs produced by disgruntled hardliners surround interviews and findings with inflammatory rhetoric, a mass schiavo can sometimes result.
by maharito April 1, 2005
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(verb) To behave in a way which significantly increases the chance of self-inflicted coma or a similar vegetative state, a la Terri Schiavo.
Jim's been pruning trees with a chain saw while standing on an idling 4-Wheeler. That dude's going to schiavo himself!

You better stop sleeping with other guys' wives or you're gonna go and get yourself schiavoed.
by jimfallope August 27, 2012
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Background:

Despite the overall physical condition of Terry Schiavo, Randall Terry pro-life decided to stick his foot in the matter and screamed to the press how Terry was being murdered by the State. Even though the now politicized matter was punted to the judiciary, the damage had already been done; this bi-partisan slimy football will figure in the elections of '06 and '08. Therefore, the definition follows

Any attempt to subvert and negate base spousal rights through whatever means available, whether they are political or religion based, to further your own agenda, without regard to the person or persons so affected or the existence under which they presently dwell.

Insistence of accepting only the facts of a situation that fit your paradigm, ignoring any anomalies that may impugn the aforementioned so as to further the above.
Senator, the 23 strokes have left the patient brain dead. What shall we do?

Find a way to schiavo them.......and make sure you can blame someone else....it will make for good press coverage so we can get more free name recognition for the next election!
by IronBrand April 4, 2005
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