schiavo

(verb) To behave in a way which significantly increases the chance of self-inflicted coma or a similar vegetative state, a la Terri Schiavo.

Jim's been pruning trees with a chain saw while standing on an idling 4-Wheeler. That dude's going to schiavo himself!

You better stop sleeping with other guys' wives or you're gonna go and get yourself schiavoed.

by jimfallope August 27, 2012