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I worked at spencer's gifts in my local mall for a year. In this time I could not help noticing the increase in young teens who seemed to be incapable of combing their hair. It became clear that this suit o-punk/ harajuku style of dress was the new trend.

This started me on a obsessive mission to find out what the heck a scene kid/ scenester actually is.
So through extensive research I've come up with the following conclusive facts:
1. Jeffree Star and his gang (Audrey Kitching, Hanna Beth, etc.) are the only true "Scenesters". They took they're new found (Japanese pop) style with them to all the hotest clubs a parties in Hollywood. They got famous for being at every party and having more myspace friends than Tom.
2. Jeffree Stars makeup skills and the fashions Audrey brought back from Japanese modeling/fashion arena is what makes up the style we know today as "Scene".
3. The music really has nothing to do with this pop culture movement.

4. Emo/ Indy/ Alternative kids may identify with the style of dress but the way they classify themselves makes them fundamentally anti-social which is the exact opposite of a scenester.
5. Scensters are obsessed with being the center of attention and the life of every party but they like to look cool and aloof while doing so.
These are the only trends and consistencies that exist in respect to the Scene Kids phenomenon. lots of wikipedia, youtube, twitter and buzznet were my sources.
Google image Harajuku Scenester and Scene Kids. You'll find that though the American version is somewhat understated by comparison it's essentially the same thing. As the good book says "there is nothing new under the sun".

Why Don't Scensters wash their hair?

Scenesters don't really know how to wear extensions.
by XstoreclerkpyschstudentX March 17, 2010
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A boy or girl who wears tight jeans, white studded belts, black band hoodies, bandanas, nerd glasses, 50's sunglasses, etc. They tend to shop at thrift stores because they're too "cool" to shop anywhere else. Scenesters think they're individual, but they're actually all just conforming to the current trends. You may find them listening to emo, indie, hardcore, synthpop, electronica, and many other subgenres of pop punk.
Girl: I'm a XsceneX slut OMG *GLAMOUR* &hearts; <333 lyk gangsturr. thugUP fo lyfe<333. I'm the biggest scenester on eearth omgz thrift stores : and RAAAR. DINOSAURS!!! BLACK AND WHITE!!! CHECKERED VANS!!!

Guy: I'm mother fucking X straight X edge X because it's cooler to be SXE when you could just not do drugs. I listen to the most obscured music as possible so you know I'm scener than you. My band is too cool to play at big venues. Actually, it's because we completely suck at playing music, but we're still too scene to play anywhere big.
by max_fool November 02, 2005
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Anyone who shops at Hot Topic.
The scenesters converged around Hot Topic when the new Blink 182 shirts became available.
by ChiaGuevara November 30, 2009
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a person that thinks dinosaurs are still living.
scenester: "OMGZ look at my trendy new pet dinosaur i drew on this sheet of lined paper. i'm gonna put it on my myspace and tell everyone to leave raddxcore commentz"

me: "dude, you know you can't have a pet dinosaur."

scenester: "OMGZ that was so not cool. my dino will RAWR at you."
by scene. June 18, 2006
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Scenesters scene,scene kids are people that follow the latest cool thing to be. At the moment the scene is emo. You can tell a scenester from an emo kid from how they dress and how they talk

Speech - OMGZ!!1
Lyk
&&
!!1

Girls Fashion:-
Tight Trousers
Cheap Pumps
Dyed Black hair cut straight across the eye brow
Footless tights

Boys Fashion:-
Tight Trousers
All black converse
Dyed black hair swept across the face(sometimes with a blonde streak)
OMFGZZZ!!1LYKIMSOFUCKINSCENE!!1

Are you gay? No I'm just scene
by Phill McRackin July 18, 2005
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That girl is such a scenester; she goes to shows just to look cool and has the same haircut as all the other scenesters.
by danerr July 15, 2004
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Any (usually cover-charge/drink paying) customer who supports the bands that compose the scene. A vital component to any scene!
Without the scenesters there would be no scene!
by Etch July 16, 2006
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