The latest Pestilence/Epidemic or Craze to hit young people.
The Scenesters have the most appalling style of dress.
- Footless Tights often worn under a ultra short denim skirt with a black belt to support it, often used to "disguise" the fact that she isnt really a floozy but really is.
- Latitude Cap
- Any top that reveals any part of the shoulder (usually bra strap), cleavage or mid-riff.
- Croppy hair (normally dyed black but often blonde)
- Barbie Doll/Plastic looking faces.
- Hair put up into a Mohawk, often died but sometimes is grown long thus the hair comes over the eyes.
- "anarchy" t-shirts or shirts.
- Leather Pants
The Scenesters grammar and spelling is often appalling thus has an appalling command of the english language (even worse than the scenesters cousins - the wigga
). They use spelling and "oompaloompa language" as Hay Nigz, and "lyk OMG hes so SXC" i mean what the fuck is that? it aint english.
Scenesters like to think they are there own culture but they are in reality just another sub-class of the prep
culture - as long as everybody else is doing it then they are in reality preps
Scenesters are scum, hang them all
An individual who partakes in 'myspace' trends, while obtaining mild obscurity fashion taste, and claiming to be unique, while hanging out with people that look exactly the same. Some modern day trends have de-evolutionized this idiocy to a new level and they are as follows:
br00tal names (i.e. HENRY HORROR, CHRIS CANNIBAL, DAVID MASSACRE)
tight pants; usually girl pants
slip-on shoes such as vans
the XS hoodie with a band that they don't even listen to but bought it at a show, cause it looked cool
posting on bulletins:
w4wing, pc4pc, s4s (whore 4 whore)(picture comment 4 picture comment) (sign 4 sign)
or some train called 'HORRIFIC PERFECTION' with pictures of people at their best angles.
Hello Kitty, Gloomy Bear, Diamonds, Bats paraphernalia
Covering your face with as much hair as possible (To make yourself look a lot more attractive than you already are)
Having Drop Dead and/or Bring Me The Horizon on your Top Friends.
Going to shows and gossiping about other scenesters.
Usually wearing black band shirts.
Making a gang and telling everyone to post it on their myspace.
Hector Horrid - Chris Contagious is soooo popular he has 4782462 friends.
Amanda Anesthetic - AND HE'S ON AP|VIP|DS|NP|OK!!!
Hector Horrid - He's a way better scenester than me. =
"Scenester" is often reffered to as a person who tries to follow the emotionally hardcore scene without actually being emotionally hardcore.
the scenester "theme" is about looking the part of a certain group, but not focusing on the main part of it.They are often looked down upon by the "emo" community, often seen as "posers."
While some scenesters call themselves emo, other scenesters pride themselve in not taking part in some of the "emolike" activities.
such as cutting, and writing poetry.
Scenester is mostly about fashion.
Most scenester clothing is found at hot topic
But other scenesters will buy normal chlothing and modify it by sewing or pinning.
While the fashion part plays a big role, there is also a sort of attitude and habits that will grow on it's own when being around scenesters for a while.
You may start complaining about people who try and be scenester only when they go to concerts.
note:alot of senesters i have been introduced to hate it when people try and capture the scenester look,only to go to concerts.
and also alot of things associated with scenesters are often reffered to as being "so myspace"
small, colorful dinosaurs
pictures through the mirror
pictures from above
pictures in general
and overused phrases...
okay, I usually want to make my definitions pretty unbiased (if that's even a word). In the case of the word scene, though, I do not feel like I am being biased when I define it the way I do because I feel like being scene is, overall, a pretty negative thing. Anyway...
Scenester: A person who is scene
, obviously. The basic goal of a scenester is to be non-conformist
, and in order to do that, they conform to the scene style. In other words, they are a complete and utter poser
. Typical scene style and behavior consists of:
-short, choppy, black hair (this is a must for males and females), often with a stripe or chunk of an unnatural color or bleach.
-band shirts, generally emo
-skinny jeans for girls, girls jeans for guys
-Converses or Vans
-bright colors paired with black
-dinosaurs, robots, or other kiddyish fantasy-type ideas
-girly ribbons for girls
account, with tons of pouty pictures at weird angles
-typing (and often talking) with weird phrases, like HARDXCORE
, and others
The number one trick to being scene, though, is to deny that you are scene, because even though you know you are, you're sup...
Someone who follows a particular trend (mostly musical) to become more noticable and 'deep'. Being a scenester involves , having fake intrests in things that other people dont like and possibly things that are abstract and strange. Musically a scenester will listen to whatever other do not listen to, and shuns mainstream music for no reason. They will often try to come up with the most unknown bands as possible in order to be more knowledgeable about underground and local music than you are. Often uses words such as, "rad, madcore, the sex, sexy, ace" Etc. Or make up new words to seem at the forefront of being 'in fashion'. Will often like music from past era's because of their distaste in anything current.
The opposite of "down to earth"
Person 1: Hey, so what kinda music d'you like?
Person 2: Uhh, mainly local shiz. I find its much radder than any of that mainstream bullshit. Im really beginning to get into this totally unknown band called "Prolific Utilizations"
Person 1: Fuck off Scenester.
The only group of people that I despise more than emos. They are pretty much emos really...the only difference is that they try to be happy and emos do not. It is pretty much a standard that a scenester has a myspace with over 500 friends, 1000 comments, a never ending supply of random pictures of them that have been altered in some way (i.e turning up the contrast so that it's really bright and disguises blemishes.), and around 60 to 70 comments on said pictures on average. They are also total whores when it comes to myspace. Another thing that is required by a scenester is to <3 dinos and robots x some random and very large number becuase it's the trendyXcore thing to do. If that wasn't stupid enough, they also have a penchant for saying "fosho", "&&", "luff", "sup nigz", "cunt", and a good number of other fucktarded words and phrases. Scenesters also have very poor tastes in music such as Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, Panic At The Disco, Motion City Soundtrack, Taking Back Sunday, Yellowcard, etc. In other words, complete shit. You can pick a scenester out easily. First, they all have a shittily home done hair cut that is choppy and is usually dyed black with like 5 to 10 other random (usually bright/neon) color streeks. Second, they almost always wear some sort of stupid vintage tee. Third, and last, they most always hang out in a med. to large group because they are pussies. Oh and yeah this shit is true, because I do know some scenesters in real life. ...more...
The name people give to other people who joined a certain fashion later than themselves.
Get over yourselves you cunts, no one cares about how you dress or what music you like. You're as much a scenester as anyone.