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Scene fail 

1. A try-hard; A person attempting to fit into the ridiculous stereotype of scene but ends up looking more like a clown than is required for the particular label.

2. A really awesome blog on Tumblr. coonbabies.tumblr.com
That girls hair looks like she stuck her head in the microwave. Look at all those cheap Hot Topic accessories. What a scene fail.
Scene fail by therealkikikannibal January 9, 2011
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scenetails 

The pointless pigtail-like hairdo scene girls with short inverted haircuts sometimes sport. The only way it's like regular pigtails is because it consists of two ponytails. Instead of being on either side of the head they are located at the bottom of the back of the head a couple inches apart.
l: dammit,i need a haircut again
d: why?
l: lol idk
l: ehhh i dunno
l: i might grow it out some
l: i always say that htough
l: then i chop it all off
d: hahah
d: as long as you can have pigtails I won't mind ;] hahah
l: hahaa i can only have scenetails
d: those're still acceptable.
scenetails by loregore November 11, 2008

scenetail 

Scene girls aren't usually seen with this, but it is often seen on a windy day. The scene girl does her normal ratting, teasing, backcombing, etc, to her hair, and gathers the extensions underneath into a ponytail. The result is a noticeable poof, with a ponytail in the back and bangs hanging down where the sideburns usually would be. Scene girls do this to save their hair from getting destroyed in the event that a hurricane is going on outside and they need to go somewhere, because it allows them to take out the ponytail and have their hair look exactly the same as before.
girl 1:"haha look at sarah's pathetic scenetail!"
girl 2: "stfu it's so her hair won't get ruined. i happen to like it !"
girl 1: "is there any way she could ruin her hair more ?"
scenetail by SHYLASK3L3T0R August 21, 2008

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
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