scandinavian showercap 

when you come up on an unsuspecting person, unzip your pants and plop your nuts on their forehead. You can also turn it into the Trojan war helmet, where you let the dick flop down and hit them in the nose. It can be also done willingly to a bitch who is trying to suck up on your dick.

my nigga k-sweezy was sleeping, so i blasted him wit the Scandinavian showercap

scandinavian showercap by Kelmonical October 13, 2006

Scandinavian Shuffleboard 

The act of one sexual partner bending over on one side of a room, and the other one (who has an erection) runs at them full speed, aiming for the butthole.

Last night, me and Jim played some good ol' Scandinavian Shuffleboard.

Scandinavian Shuffleboard by Braxxin May 2, 2011

Scandinavian skyscraper 

The act of getting a handjob from a ginger kids mother while she is getting penetrated by two others.

Dude, I gave Brad's mom a Scandinavian Skyscraper last night while Joe and Eric DP'ed her.

Scandinavian skyscraper by Little BB September 6, 2013

Scandinavian Stir Fry 

1. (v) The act of skewering a pan fish with your penis and then having sex until the fish breaks apart.

2. (v) Using the body of a fish as a condom and then taking the broken fish parts and vaginal juice and frying it in a pan.

3. (v) When a man cuts off the tail of a fish and proceeds to insert his penis in the open back end, then dips the fish into a woman during intercourse.

I used 3 lake perch to give my girlfriend a Scandinavian Stir Fry yesterday.

Scandinavian Stir Fry by Speedo_spink August 13, 2006

scandinavian squeegee

The act of fucking a girl from behind. At ejaculation punching the girl with both fists in the side tensing up the asshole allowing the skat to slide cleanly off the penis.

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scandinavian squeegee by Astrabacus May 2, 2010

Scandinavian shuck off 

When three women from Sweden, Norway, Finland or Denmark attempt to shuck an ear of corn using only the lips of their pussy. A Scandinavian shuck off is a annual event at harvest festivals.

Hey, Oleg did ya see last year’s Scandinavian shuck off?

Scandinavian shuck off by Krunkuncle Hobart April 18, 2020

Scandinavian Sober 

A term for lifestyle where individual is consuming less alcohol but not abstaining from it completely.

“I can have a glass of wine but that’s it for the night, I’m Scandinavian Sober.”

“I’ll skip the shots, I’m Scandi Sober!”

Scandinavian Sober by ZenManOfficial March 11, 2021